Best part about baking as stress-relief is you get to eat the results! #baking #brownies #chocolate
Awesome Digital Paintings by Artem Rhad Cheboha
"Life starts all over again when it gets crisp in the fall."
I’m hooked on
drawing this idiota feeling
i hate when people say “you’ve barely touched your food” like what do you want me to do stroke it
So done with all of you.
i love fall colors and fall drinks and fall activities and fall weather and fall clothes but most of all i love fall out boy
Julie Andrews on how she got the part in Mary Poppins.
when walt fucking disney waits for you then you are the absolute queen of everything
I’ve reblogged this before, but I’ll do it again because DAME JULIE ANDREWS
*sees person bite into string cheese* YOU FOOL
I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on
If only every concept was explained with a Disney reference, I’d be doing even better in law school.
i often think this sort of thing about fairytales
i kinda want to write one where the heroine goes full on sea lawyer on her tormentors
like fairytale heroines usually get beauty, kindness, luck, or common sense; this one gets perfect recall and a talent for shorthand. oho, evil fairy, you didn’t think anybody was gonna write down what you said, did you? see you in court, beeyotch. *princess snaps her fabergé briefcase closed and power-walks out of the enchanted forest while unicorns and dragons flatten themselves against the trees to get out of her way because they cannot afford a lawsuit at this time of life*
British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”
American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”